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Site Contents: About the Artiste
Popeye Theophilus Barrnumb, aka The God of Skinny Punks, aka The God of Ants,
(et alii), is a professional artiste, arting in many mediums, only one of which is as a professional
Anti-Bullying Activist, at which He is quite adept, accomplished, and über-successful.
He was the Ring Leader of "Popeye Incorporated". #RIP
He was the first Red Wolfe. He is the only
Blue Wolfe.
He is and always shall be Wolverine!
He is the Grande Master and Knights Templar of The City of Lost Children. (adult children,
as it were, who suffer from Adult Onset Immaturity, and the many lesser traits stemming thereof)
He is The Moqer. Making a Moqing Moqery of the Moqishness that others of lesser ability attempt
— This is His Grand Life Grandeur.
He is The Destroyer, in general, and of "Mocker". (you had to be there)
This is His Moqiphesto. His Danse Macabre. His Danse of Joy.
Among His many talents are Absurdist, Amusist, Banterist, Burlesqueist, Caricaturist, Cartoonist,
Comedist, Comicist, Dramatist, Farcist, Humorist, Imitatist, Ironist, Jestist, Jocularist, Jokist,
LamPoonist, Mimicist, Mockist, Parodist, Pastichist, Ridiculist, Sarcasmist, Satirist, Schtickist,
Spoofist, and Witist.
He is The eVile Klown and a Performance Artiste Xtraordinaire.
This is Who and What and Where and When and Why and How He is.
Past – Present – Future.
He Gots Moxie!
Count on it.
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Never forget that your enemy does not see himself as evil in his own eyes.
This may allow you to make him your friend.
If not, you can kill him quickly – and without hesitation.
— Me, Myself, and I
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Talk show host Art Bell is supposedly dead on
Friday, April 13, 2018 (aged 72),
probably from complications due to COPD from a long life of smoking.
(which could actually be ironic — #RIP Ramona Bell)
Whatever. #RIP (if you can / good ridDance)
Web Design and Layout by Popeye Theophilus Barrnumb, Esq. © 2014–2020 and Beyond — All Rights Reserved
This website, and the wonderful content contained herein,
is dedicated, with Love and many Thanks, to —
The Mighty Quinn,
Blue Wolfe,
The God of Skinny Punks,
and Wolverine!
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By
Truth!
Consummatum Est — Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Note that the original "owner" of this website, one so-called and self-proclaimed "Robert A.M.
Stephens", aka "RAMS", is literally DEAD, finally, and it did not come near soon enough. We can only
hope that it was excruciatingly painful and agonizing. I have appropriately appropriated this domain,
as it should be. He stole the "Behold" idea and concept from me, and "Behold the Rage", as well,
because he NEVER had an original thought or idea to himself. He was a Pathological Liar, thief,
conman, apparent 'pedophile', and one of THE most egregious and ignominious ShitMonkeys
I have EVER had the GREAT displeasure of knowing exists on Planet Earth.
He is now Burning in Everlasting Eternal Hellacious Agony.
As he SHOULD be. (if there is any Justice in this world)
Good RidDance.
(if I ever chance upon his grave, I WILL desecrate it to the fullest extent of my being in ways much
too horrendous to describe here)